I found this piece of mail in my mailbox a few days ago:
Besides being addressed to “Four-Ight-Four Sftwr Works” … I was amused at the idea of “keep[ing] [my] business in the black” while charging stuff to a credit card.
Is it any surprise that our nation is in serious economic trouble when a credit card company can send out something like this (presumably with some modicum of straight-facedness)?
If you don’t want that can I open that up and start charging stuff to Four-Ight-Four Sftwr Works ?
Sorry, I’ve already run it through the “magical mystery bahleeting machine” (the shredder) ….
Is Richard Head the leader of your company? You could have him respond to the mailer.
Actually, it’s Richard Kranium. But close enough.
Maybe he should answer the phone the next time the idiots from Discover call my business line. They’ve already called and talked to Philip once and he basically told them where to go and how to get there, and despite that they called yesterday and left a voicemail, and called AGAIN today. They are persistent little twerps. No, I’m not interested in their business credit line of up to $50,000. I know, it’s hard to believe …