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An alert reader (thanks, GUTTERbOY) sent me a link to a story wherein one of the dumber citizens of my home state (a blood relative of Mike Nifong, no doubt) became so upset about the fact that somebody sold her some ‘bad crack’ that she alerted a nearby sheriff’s deputy.

She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy’s car for inspection, the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions. The deputy told Reaves that she would be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.

Smart. Very smart. (Apologies to Magnavox!)

Read More: Woman Tells Cop She Bought ‘Bad Crack’

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