Monthly Archive for October, 2006

New Gallery: Autumn Pics, From Saturday

I’ve posted a few more photos of Autumn, now that I’ve got G2 working right again. There are two of her in the bassinet, and three of her in the car seat. Enjoy. This means you, mom and dad, since you gave us (her) those two items. See more: New Autumn Photos

The Corner Reflection: Don’t Sass the Chief of Police

It’s been several days since I’ve posted a fond memory of The Corner … so it’s well past time I do so again.

One day, Ruth and I were working the lunch shift. We saw a car pull up out front, and its driver positioned it directly in front of the fire hydrant (which was about as close to the door of the building you could get), disembarked, and came inside.

Just after she entered, one of the patrons eating lunch spoke up and said, “Ma’am, if I were you I’d move my car.”

The woman didn’t as much as look over, and responded quite sassily, “I don’t think it’s any of your business.”

Mind you, the patron in question was the Wake Forest Chief of Police. In uniform. With radio, firearm, etc. He was looking quite law-enforcement-esque this particular day.

Nobody spoke for a few moments. The Chief was rather shocked, and even Ruth was speechless … a rare thing indeed.

Finally, she spoke up. “Ma’am, I’m afraid that is his business, since he’s the chief of police.”

This got the woman’s attention. She whirled around, and saw that Ruth’s stunning allegation was true, gasped, and rushed out of the building. Her car pulled away rather rapidly.

She didn’t come back.

Gallery2 Configuration: Done?

Well, I think I’ve finally got my Gallery2 embedding setup fixed. Previously, I was having trouble with logging in and administering things, and folks going to the old URLs just got dumped at the base gallery page. Now, login works, and anybody coming from a permalink-style URL should get automatically forwarded to the correct new location. Yay!

Whooping Cranes Follow Ultralights

While reading today’s Times Free Press, I ran across an article about how some folks are using ultralight aircraft to help parentless whooping cranes learn to migrate.

Currently, eighteen of the birds are being led south, and will stop at the Hiwassee State Wildlife Refuge in Meigs County (just north of here) in early November. Their final destination is the Gulf Coast of Florida. All told, the 1,200-mile trip from Wisconsin will take them two to three months.

This will be the fifth year this technique has been used, to great success. I find it pretty interesting that the cranes would follow a noisy aircraft, but hey … if it works, cool!

Read more: Whooping crane comeback

Oh noes!?!!?? Corker uses city email account for campaign purposes!

So, Harold Ford, Jr. has “discovered” that Bob Corker used his mayorial email account to exchange emails related to his potential run for the Senate. Does this really surprise anybody? Let’s see a show of hands here … Now, I seriously dislike Corker, and I sincerely hope he doesn’t get elected (and that goes for Ford too, but I suppose we’re getting one or the other), but this just smacks of desperation. If there were some proof he spent hours sitting behind his desk starting his campaign, that would be one thing. But a few emails? Leave it alone. Who hasn’t sent a non-work-related email from their work account? That’s what I thought. Now put your stones away. Read More: E-mail replies mixed politics, city business

Senator Opens Mouth, Foolishness Tumbles Out

What a surprise, eh? Hot air? From some nitwit in the Senate? Yes, I know, it’s not really big news.

Well, it certainly didn’t take long for all sorts of knee-jerk, hysterical reactions from clueless folk nationwide to show up in the national media after the tragic death of Cory Lidle and his instructor a few days ago. I’m talking here about the kind of people who have neither heard nor understand the old adage that “it is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”

Quite predictably, there are all kinds of calls from all quarters (except those populated by the sane) to be banned from flying around NYC (or cities in general), and/or to be under the constant supervision of a flight controller … all generally linked with the ability of some terrorist to pack something nasty into his plane and fly it into a building or unleash biological terror upon millions of unsuspecting citizens.

Because, hey, ya know, a terrorist would never be able do something like that if they were in contact with some dude in a control tower. Not to mention there is NO WAY that kind of person would ever sever contact with the flight controller and then do his own thing, like, say flying a large plane full of people into a large building. And, even if there was a remote possibility that something like that would happen, surely the terrorist would think twice when he realized he’d have to enter restricted airspace to fly his plane into a skyscraper. Nice, law-abiding folks who respect our people and nation, that’s what these terrorists are.

Here’s a fine example of the smelly stuff floating downwind from DC, from a CNN article:
“A smart terrorist could load up a small, little plane with biological, chemical or even nuclear material and fly up the Hudson or East rivers, no questions asked,” said [Sen. Charles] Schumer, D-New York. “I hope this will be a wake-up call to the FAA to re-examine flight patterns, which, amazingly enough, they haven’t done since 9/11.”
Oh really? Apparently Sen. Shumer has no clue how the cargo capacity of most small planes compares to something like, say, a minivan. Heck, just for the sake of argument, let’s say the average sized truck you can pick up from your local U-Haul. Now, let’s have some fun with that statement.
“A smart terrorist could load up a small, little panel truck with biological, chemical or even nuclear material and drive right across the George Washington bridge, no questions asked,” said Schumer, D-New York. “I hope this will be a wake-up call to the NTSB to re-examine traffic patterns, which, amazingly enough, they haven’t done since 9/11.”
Yeah. I don’t see anybody calling for minivan or truck drivers to be under the supervision of “ground control.” Really now, do you think it’s any easier to get a biological weapon into the middle of NYC in a panel truck, or a plane? It’s going to certainly slower to get your weapon to its destination given the clogged nature of the streets in NYC, but the larger payload would make it worth the trouble, not to mention that blowing something up at ground level is gonna probably kill far more people than flying a Cessna into a skyscraper.

Seriously, there are more effective ways to deliver explosives (and more of them) than using your average four-passenger light plane. Does that mean it will never happen? No, it could. Terrorists, by their very nature, use unorthodox methods to cause trouble, but some of them (the guys who don’t strap a bomb onto themselves and blow it up) are bright enough to realize that causing more damage is generally more important for their cause than doing something unique.

The fact of the matter is if we try to regulate out of existence every single activity that has a statistically small chance of being used against us in terrorist activity, we’re going to end up spending the rest of our lives in bomb shelters. Life is risky, with or without terrorists. Either we come to terms with the risk and live life, or we fear the risk and don’t really live at all. Every time I get in my car and head east on I-40 to Raleigh, NC to see my friends and family, I risk being killed in an accident. But, if I didn’t take that risk, I would never visit my friends and family at home again.

Now, I’m not saying that this accident doesn’t raise questions that should be studied and answered. Perhaps it is time to review whether or not it’s a good idea to let planes fly around NYC, given the restrictions that are put in place. Perhaps the restrictions are too strict, and were part of the cause of this accident. Or, perhaps it’s just an accident that would have happened, restrictions or no restrictions. It doesn’t hurt to examine the situation and rationally suggest ways to prevent similar accidents in the future … but this business of looking at things and wondering what might happen if some dude from Iraq with a vendetta were involved and packing explosives or anthrax … this will only lead to drastic, foolish decisions that won’t help anybody.

So, rather than listening to the busybodies like Sen. Schumer, who seems to have arrived at the station several decades after the clue train departed, let’s pay attention to somebody like Michael Bloomberg, who at least seems to have some inkling of what he’s talking about:
Mayor Michael Bloomberg, a recreational pilot with decades of experience, said he believes the skies are safe under the current rules. “We have very few accidents for an awful lot of traffic,” he said. “Every time you have an automobile accident, you’re not going to go and close the streets or prohibit people from driving.”
That’s more like it.

Huh? Florida Turnpike Murders

First of all, I don’t want to make light of this event, because it’s truly sad. But, I just noticed this in the first two paragraphs of CNN’s current story about the events (emphasis mine):
Four people, a man and a woman who was clutching two children, were found shot to death Friday on an isolated stretch of Florida’s Turnpike, police said. No vehicle was seen near their bodies when a passing motorist found them lying on the ground near one of the state’s busiest interchanges.
Ummm, so which is it? And isolated section, or a busy interchange? Doesn’t seem like it could be both.

Chattanooga’s Recycling Debacle, Part II: The City Spends More

During lunch I actually took time to read my copy of the Times-Free Press, and discovered that the city is fudging on their promise to begin their “money saving” recycling program on November 1. They’ve now moved the start date back to January 1 of 2007, ostensibly because the new program might confuse residents.
“We thought it would be best to not make any major changes to the trash/recycle pickup until after the holidays,” Lee Norris, deputy administrator of Public Works, said in a statement. “People have enough on their minds through the holidays without wondering if this week is brush pickup and recycle Wednesday.”
So, why aren’t we going to do brush pickup weekly during that time period too? Surely it’s as important as recycling pickup. Heaven knows, we don’t want citizens confused about when brush pickup will happen. After all, we’re very concerned about our citizens … otherwise we wouldn’t have introduced this fine new “money saving” recycling program!

Or, maybe they’re trying to come up with some way to justify the fact that their new program does less for the same amount of money. You know, calm the restless natives around town.

Actually, it looks like perhaps that explanation is correct. Turns out that the TFP is reporting that the city has retained the services of a public relations agency, Waterhouse Public Relations, to create some sort of “outreach and marketing program” for the new plan.

So, how much are we spending on this “outreach and marketing program”? $100,000. I suppose they are going to try to blitz those of us who think that our city government would be better off in the hands of a few trained monkeys than our current mayor and “councilpeoples.”

Now, at least for the first year, this revamped plan is going to cost $100,000 more than the old plan. (Yes, the TFP says today that the new plan will cost $1.1 million, but then it also states the Herr Littlefield the Mugu claims that the cost of curbside pickup is $100,000 a month … which adds up to $1.2 million by my math … unless we use an eleven-month calendar here in this town.)

Thanks again, Herr Littlefield. Look at it this way … once you retire from your current position as our mayor, you can be the chief of police in Lamar, SC. You and the fellow who currently fills that position appear to be equals as far as IQ goes.

Read More: Monthly recycling won’t start until Jan. 1

A Pox on Campbell’s Soup

OK, I know this isn’t new or anything, but I’d just like to say that whoever at Campbell’s is responsible for those blasted “easy-open” tabs on their soup cans should be drug out in the street and beaten like Mussolini was toward the end of WWII. Either that or sent to a place where they are forced to answer telemarketing calls from Bellsouth 24/7.

More Government Stupidity: Raleigh, NC Publicizes Asinine Sign Law

Wow. Apparently today is a banner day for stupid government stories. An alert reader (you know who you are) sent me this link not long after I posted (and told him about) the $2.3 million software boondoggle story.
Every year when the pumpkins ripen, Louie Bowen posts Halloween-juiced kids outside her Glenwood Avenue costume shop to wave at cars from inside Scooby and Elmo suits.

This week, after she sent her 13-year-old daughter and 9-year-old son to the curb dressed as Mrs. Claus and an elf, Raleigh pounced.

Cease, desist or be fined $100 plus a $100 administrative fee, said a warning notice she got in the mail.
Read More: Halloween queen shakes angry scepter at sign law

I’m not even sure where to begin with that.