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I must say that of all the features that I read from online news sites, the “Whine of the Week” from MSNBC is my mostest favoritest. It’s packed full of sarcasm, unapologetic criticism, and all sorts of yummy goodness.

For instance, from this week:

This week, we found ourselves considering with distaste people who pass judgment on things they’ve never seen. The crowd that wants to ban books from libraries has a particular talent for this. They whine and weep and wail about the Harry Potter series, for example, saying that the books promote witchcraft and paganism, when, if they’d bother to read the books, they’d find bears [sic] as much resemblance to the truth as Paris Hilton does to Ann Coulter.

Yes! We have our sarcasm dial turned up to 11! Score!

Well, honestly the rest of it wasn’t as good. But geez … any time you can mention Harry Potter, Paris Hilton, and Ann Coulter all in the same sentence …

P.S. This is one of the few times I will allow the name “Paris Hilton” to show its face on this site. Wow. I feel dirty already.