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OK, I know this isn’t new or anything, but I’d just like to say that whoever at Campbell’s is responsible for those blasted “easy-open” tabs on their soup cans should be drug out in the street and beaten like Mussolini was toward the end of WWII. Either that or sent to a place where they are forced to answer telemarketing calls from Bellsouth 24/7.